I just saw pictures of an actual jet pack that the public can purchase and got super excited because this means we've taken the first step to the the sci fi world promised by the 1950s. But new tech like this also leads to the unforeseen consequences of such a device exsisting.
1. Jet pack racing - In early 2012 Nascar will announce the new Modified flying device class sponsored by US Smokeless tobacco. Leading to rednecks across the country to buy and tincker with their own personal flying devices. FUI (flying under the influence) arrests will skyrocket (Pun INTENDED).
2. Crime Wave- A masked criminal will commit several high profile offenses, including bank robbery, muggings, and plane hijackings, using his S&M themed jet pack to escape. He will be known as Dominatrix-man, out of a lack of creativity and a secret wish to have been born a woman.
3. Super Justice- In a response to Dominatrix-man, several racers from the US Smokeless Cup racing series will become a team of super people. Their monikers will be derived from the sponsors of their teams, the most popular of witch will be the Tide Crime Remover, whose trademark move will be tossing bleach on criminals to ruin the hard work they put into sewing their costumes.
With prospect such as these in the near future I think we can all look forward to the new frontier.
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